Nectar.

I have spent months and months meticulously, some might say obsessively, collecting and calculating and quantifying my nectar point balance. I scan my card. I have the app. I use my vouchers. I even have my nectar card connected to my eBay account, so when I buy second-hand books I can make sure I’m still lapping up all that lovely nectar goodness (if you’ll pardon the terrible pun). I’m at that point where I feel as though I could take these nectar points and exchange them, not for money off my big Christmas shop, but for an income above the London Living Allowance, and a limited edition mustard-yellow Le Creuset casserole dish to boot. I’m at the point where I’m almost willing to ask whether nectar points count as tax-deductible assets. Because if so, I am absolutely ballin’. I may be another casualty of the suffocatingly-small-covid-job-market-panic at the moment, but if you include my nectar points, I’ve half a mind to get on the phone to Hargreaves Lansdown and start investing.